Iculukn, 51

DO U WANT 2 MAKE UR EX-BOYFRIEND MAD? ...then you need to be my woman!

Please allow me to tell you what I'm currently seeking as it relates to a woman. I'm interested in a romantic, dedicated, sincere, considerate, direct, spontaneous, affectionate, se---lly aggressive woman whom is actively seeking a meaningful, serious, supportive, and monogamous relationship. A woman who does not take forever to make a simple decision regarding whether she's interested in someone or not, and who does not equate her interest in someone with how much money they spend on her or what hoops they jump in order to be with her. A woman that's genuinely interested in simply being my woman without the need for dating games, or ritualistic procedures! A woman who does not wait for the man to do or start everything. A woman who is fully capable of planning an event without sitting at home waiting for the man to do it. Race and age is not a determining factor.

Physically, my ideal woman is tall, extremely busty [34G and above would be ideal (just kidding, maybe)], kids optional, race open, long hair (whether you grew or bought it doesn't matter), and who is very, ridiculously, overly affectionate! I prefer a girly girl. A woman who enjoys wearing make-up, dresses, and close toe heels/pumps. A women that enjoys looking and feeling beautiful inside and out. I enjoy having intelligent conversations so please be able to discuss topics critically and philosophically. Also, I like an extremely super ridiculously overly affectionate woman! One who enjoys holding hands, kissing, touching, fondling, sucking, drinking, tasting, smelling, etc., on a constant and consistent basis.

Now, should you decide respond to this post I am asking that you include your direct cell or home phone number so we can talk like normal adults. I don't want to stay on this system exchanging endless emails with no forward momentum of achieving the goal of a serious committed relationship!